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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Nov 21, 2016 8:16 pm 
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But you die of sleep deprivation.
I wish Kim Jong-Un was a Formula One driver for Mercedes.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:35 am 
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He nukes you for suggesting he doesn't drive for a North Korean team, like Korcedes!

I wish to go to Manchester's Christmas Markets.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 8:57 am 
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You go but find only Manchester United wares to buy.

I wish to stop raining.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Tue Nov 22, 2016 9:30 am 
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You go but find only Manchester United wares to buy.

Are you trying to make me sick?! :lol:

Voyager One wrote:
I wish to stop raining.

It stops raining... forever, and a drought comes to Croatia.

I wish for all my problems to disappear at the wave of a magic wand

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All of your problems are transferred to Donald Trump. He orders a drone strike against you.

Wish for safe travels today in the rain.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
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But your vehicle of choice is an Andrea Moda F1 car, which instantly kills you.
I wish to have a Ferrari F2002.

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PostPosted: Sun Jan 15, 2017 12:24 pm 
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But it catches fire and sends you to A&E with severe burns

I wish I won the lottery


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
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But you end up winning the top jackpot of Euromillions in debt.
I wish to have a wish.

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 16, 2017 12:39 pm 
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The wish kills you.

I wish, I could have nothing strenuous to do.

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You become lazy and fat and die of heart disease.

I wish we'd finally get some snow in winter!


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 11:03 am 
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You get so much snow that it causes your home to collapse, and you die.

I wish to get absolutely wasted and forget some things.

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You get absolutely wasted and forget the wrong things, like your name, and how to drive.

I wish flowers weren't so expensive.

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PostPosted: Tue Jan 17, 2017 4:19 pm 
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Granted, you will have to go country to get them.

I wish to go country.

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Your sister wants to have your child.

I wish the weekend would come sooner.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sat Jan 28, 2017 12:53 pm 
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It never comes.

I wish to be God.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Jan 29, 2017 8:44 am 
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Zeus strikes you down with a lightning.

I wish to travel.

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PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:53 am 
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You end up in Syria, minus your head.

I wish I knew what I was doing with my life.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Feb 05, 2017 6:21 pm 
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Kim Jong-Un nukes you instead.

I wish Ayrton Senna was still alive.

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Voted satirical genius of 2015, by Her Majesty The Queen. My official title is My Name (Like I'd tell you) SGBE. The 'SG' stands for satirical genius. What you haven't realized is that, I committed a satire. Which is a criminal offence, under the 1981 Satires And Caricatures Act, passed by the Rt Hon Jim Hacker MP, Minister for Comedy. Woops! Another one! I should be locked up! Now go watch Yes Minister.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 2:29 pm 
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Ayrton Senna comes back to life, but you have to relive his horrific crash in your dreams for the rest of your life.

I wish for the school kids opposite my house to quieten down.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Mon Feb 06, 2017 5:43 pm 
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You relocate to a cemetary. In a coffin. Peace and quiet all around you now.

I wish my headache would stop now.

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