Fortunately Unfortunately

[Gwyd]

Unfortunately, in your haste, you trod on a rattlesnake.

[ALEXbr]

Fortunately the rattlesnake was dead.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, the rattlesnake's skin was poisonous, and you picked it up to see if it tasted like chicken.

[NekoMaster]

Fortunately, there is a random hospital nearby that carries antidote

[ALEXbr]

Unfortunately there was no doctor inside.

[YNM]

Fortunately, you ascended to the the pergolatory heaven.

[Doorslammer]

Unfortunately, the waiting room had run out of coffee pods.

Heh, percolatory.

[ALEXbr]

Fortunately you made one by yourself

[NathanBros]

Unfortunately the coffee was cold

[ALEXbr]

Fortunately the cold coffee was even better than the hot one...

[Pilot]

Unfortunately, the Cold Coffee made you sick

[ALEXbr]

Fortunately you are still in the hospital and now it's a doctor there ready to heal you.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, the nurse decides they are an "Angel of Mercy" and tries to kill you.

[NekoMaster]

Fortunately the Universe implodes stopping everything and when the universe returns to the current situation the nurse no longer exists.

[YNM]

Unfortunately you're in craggy island now.

[trainman1432]

Fortunately you have cell service!

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, it's with Sprint, which while it says is within 1% of all the other networks, that missing 0.9999% means your calls drop every 5 seconds.

[trainman1432]

Fortunately you get an SOS to operators after some struggling

about 2 day's worth to be precise

[YNM]

Unfortunately it was regarded as an old signal of an already-rescued man. The search is stopped.

(You're in NT, Australia.)

[Pilot]

Fortunately, there is a plane that could get you to the nearest civilisation