Fortunately Unfortunately

[Zakos]

Unfortunately, that made it easier for it to strike you dead.

[YNM]

Fortunately...

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, the sun will come out tomorrow, tomorrow...

[Expresso]

Fortunately, the sun is pink.

[Zakos]

Unfortunately it also appears larger, a sign that it has run out of its hydrogen fuel and is swelling up into a red giant. It will soon die.

[YNM]

Fortunately, that means the Sun's iradiance (σ.T^4) is smaller.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, that's not going to stop the comet that is on a collision course with your house.

[Expresso]

Fortunately, the house is 3 kilometers below ground level.

[YNM]

Unfortunately, that doesn't prevent the shockwave.

(moreover, the Sun is still in red giant phase)

[Zakos]

Fortunately, we don't care about its residents.

[kamnet]

Unfortunately, you live right next door to them.

[Expresso]

Fortunately, I don't live there.

[YNM]

Unfortunately, comets are also the cause of the K-PG mass extinction on Earth in the past.

(unless you don't live at earth; least, you'll say something about it...)

[fishquinn]

Fortunately A cult of people can stop the comet with there minds.

[TinyMusic]

Unfortunately they're lying

[fishquinn]

Fortunately the earth suddenly gets transported to a parallel universe where the comet can never exist.

[FLHerne]

Unfortunately, humanity can't exist there either!

[fishquinn]

Fortunately lots of aliens come and make the universe habitable for humans and the things we require.

[Expresso]

Unfortunately, those aliens desire us as a slave race.

[kamnet]

Fortunately, the slavery they require is that we are all stranded on a planet in the middle of an inhospitable galaxy, and we compete against each other in a series of fun challenges for food and exotic vacations, all of which is broadcasted around their galaxy for entertainment.