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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 26 Jun 2019 08:56

You have now not slept all day. In fact, you'll never sleep again. Eventually, you die of exhaustion.

I wish my house would be less warm.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by lukasz1985 » 26 Jun 2019 12:04

Now you are freezing.

I wish for a rain finally.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 26 Jun 2019 15:58

There's a downpour exactly at the moment you need to be outside. It keeps raining, so you're soaked now and your clothes are sticky. Did I mention it's a warm downpour? No escape for you.

I wish it to be 20°C inside of my house.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Voyager One » 27 Jun 2019 17:36

You get an a/c and get to the desired 20°C. Unfortunately, when the electricity bill arrives, you can only sell your house to pay it. Welcome to the nice cheerful 40°C outside!

I wish to be a werewolf.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 02 Jul 2019 21:15

You are shot with silver bullets.

I wish to distribute an enormous stench.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 08 Jul 2019 03:58

You only manage to produce enough to gas yourself.

I wish for a large paycheck.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 08 Jul 2019 04:02

It's 1 by 1 kilometer large.

I wish to speak German fluently.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 18 Jul 2019 01:25

You learn to speak fluid German, but then discover that when you speak it you break out in hives.

I wish for my new job to be fabulous.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 18 Jul 2019 07:00

Death by Glamour.

I wish for more subtlety on this website (and proper spelling).
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 19 Jul 2019 08:38

Everything is so subtle, you don't understand anymore.

I wish for music.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 20 Jul 2019 03:40

You get cats serenading you outside your bedroom window every night between midnight and 4AM.

I wish my window AC unit actually fit in my window.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 08:00

To accomodate the AC unit your window was enlarged. Unfortunately, the asbestos in your wall gets disturbed and you die of mesothelioma.

I wish we'd do something about the spam.
<OT> since when did we get popular enough that people think spamming their garbage is an effective way of advertisement? </OT>
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 08:40

You are banned.

I wish for a round phone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 20 Jul 2019 10:19

trainman1432 wrote:
20 Jul 2019 08:00
I wish we'd do something about the spam.
<OT> since when did we get popular enough that people think spamming their garbage is an effective way of advertisement? </OT>
Good grief, that was a mess to clean up. Not seen it that bad in awhile. The spammers don't care if we're popular, their job is to spread spam as far and wide as they can, hoping anybody will click on a link and buy a product.
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I wish for a round phone.

And, yet, despite you getting a round phone, nobody wants to call you.

I wish we could have more wishes granted that didn't result in death.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 11:57

Now, all wishes result in maiming and indescribable suffering.

I wish to be called on my round phone.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 13:48

The IRS called. They found you've committed tax fraud, (somehow) and now you've received the death penalty. Death is by circular firing squad.

I wish for this trend of overly ridiculous premises to corrupt wishes to continue.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by kamnet » 20 Jul 2019 18:15

It continues, and as reward for your wish you find that your refrigerator is now the home of the spirits of all the dead vegetables you left inside to rot.

I wish for no more maiming, pain or death in wishes.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 20:46

You are our last victim.

I wish for a better sleep schedule.
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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by Expresso » 20 Jul 2019 22:02

You now sleep 23 hours a day. The hour you are awake is extremely unpredictable. Everybody abandons you as a result.

I wish for an ice cold lemonade.

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Re: Corrupt a wish!

Post by trainman1432 » 20 Jul 2019 22:27

Straight from the fires of hell comes your drink. It has no sugar in it.

I wish for better bandwidth.
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