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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 8:11 pm 
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You get Donald Trump's hair instead.

I wish to play Metro Simulator at 60fps.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Wed Oct 31, 2018 9:47 pm 
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You can, but your computer quickly catches fire.
I wish the Eurostar was cheaper


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:33 am 
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You can now get on board for €1, however there is no furniture anymore and everybody is forced to stand. It also doesn't move anymore.

I wish to own a pet.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 6:44 am 
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You somehow get to believe that an anaconda is the perfect pet for you. Needless to say, it eats you soon enough.

I wish that my ebay order finally arrives.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 2:21 pm 
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It arrives. However, there's C4 in it. It blows up. You die.

I wish that eBay didn't exist anymore.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 3:41 pm 
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Now there are thousands of websites doing exactly the same. However, no eBay.

I wish to be a sadistic plumber.


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PostPosted: Thu Nov 01, 2018 4:14 pm 
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You are but you get drowned by a major flood.

I wish to get back to one of my sweethearts ... there's three of them f*** ...

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:38 pm 
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You have three of your three sweethearts. Now you have nine sweethearts.

I wish for Craigslist to disappear and get replaced by eBay.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 3:47 pm 
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Ebay is now a monopolist who doesn't maintain its servers. They constantly crash and leak privacy sensitive information.

I wish to own something valuable.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 02, 2018 5:02 pm 
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You own 76,000 tonnes of gold ingots. However, the value of gold drops down to 0,0000000000000000000017 € per gram. It isn't valuable anymore.

I wish i was Iron Man.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sat Nov 03, 2018 10:09 am 
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You're now a statue of a man made from iron.

I wish for a cheese.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 8:32 am 
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But You got some melons.

I wish for coffee.

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Screenshots: New York City Subway Episodes
NewGRFs: Not Enough Subways Set | North American Passenger Railroads | Elevated Subway Bridge | Over-sized Train Set | Tony Pixel's Subway Equipment Set

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 10:46 am 
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Same as YNM : it is extremely hot coffee. It burns your throat.

I wish to have Iron Man's superpowers.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 11:15 am 
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How are you going to use them, as you're a statue?

I wish to be immortal.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:16 pm 
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You become a rock. On the bottom of the ocean.

I wish I own ebay.

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"... all I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by..." - John Masefield


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:34 pm 
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You bought it, but 1/10^100 second before that all eBay servrs are down, so You only lose Your money.

I wish for anything (even nothing).

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Ha-ha, what can You do against?

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Screenshots: New York City Subway Episodes
NewGRFs: Not Enough Subways Set | North American Passenger Railroads | Elevated Subway Bridge | Over-sized Train Set | Tony Pixel's Subway Equipment Set

I use GPLv2+ license.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Sun Nov 04, 2018 1:53 pm 
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You get tortured to a slow, painful death.

I wish to have a complete toolbox.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Thu Nov 08, 2018 4:58 pm 
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You get to be a tool in a very complete toolbox.

I wish to wish a wish about Expresso's wisful thinking about wishing a Merry Christmas with all best wishes.

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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 11:18 am 
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I wish for a pie.


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 Post subject: Re: Corrupt a wish!
PostPosted: Fri Nov 09, 2018 5:56 pm 
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I wish for a cup of milk.


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