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Just sayin' ...

Posted: 27 Apr 2019 13:16
by wallyweb
Know of a funny or interesting saying? Or maybe you made up one of your own. Here's the place to show it to the world. 8)
Confucius wrote:CAUTION! Man who drive very slow might be wreckless driver.

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 28 Apr 2019 19:58
by kamnet
My latest, in reference to crazy-Trumpism-shrouded-in-big-L-Libertarianism:
What in the Ayn Rand is this?

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Posted: 30 Apr 2019 19:01
by kamnet
This one just popped up in my news feed:

"Logical concluding is the yeast that's not in y'all's soda bread, is it?"

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Posted: 30 Apr 2019 21:08
by DeletedUser21
Heard it here first. Eons ago:
Wile E. Coyote TT-Forums user extraordinaire wrote:Respect is something you deserve. Not something you impose.

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 01 May 2019 16:43
by lobster
My mantra at work is always a classic, oldie but goodie:
Problem exists between keyboard and chair

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Posted: 01 May 2019 20:04
by Chrill
lobster wrote:My mantra at work is always a classic, oldie but goodie:
Problem exists between keyboard and chair
In Swedish, we call that an "SBS problem". SBS is short for "Skit bakom spakarna" or "Crap behind the controls".

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Posted: 01 May 2019 20:30
by acs121
Oscar Wilde said : "There are two ways to dislike poetry ; one way is to dislike it, the other is to read Pope."

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Posted: 02 May 2019 13:49
by wallyweb
The difference between Canadian money and Monopoly money is that with Monopoly money you can buy Boardwalk and railroads.

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Posted: 03 May 2019 12:27
by Louie Armstrong
Working for Royal Mail, whenever someone at work is moaning about being busy I always say "ahh well, it'll soon be Christmas" that quickly gets them to shut up.

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 04 May 2019 09:20
by wallyweb

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Posted: 05 May 2019 17:26
by lobster
Louie Armstrong wrote:Working for Royal Mail, whenever someone at work is moaning about being busy I always say "ahh well, it'll soon be Christmas" that quickly gets them to shut up.
I feel this one. :lol:

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 15 May 2019 09:07
by Greyfox
Only the dead have seen the end of war. (Plato).

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Posted: 25 Aug 2019 13:19
by Ittachi_Kawasaki
Greyfox wrote: 15 May 2019 09:07 Only the dead have seen the end of war. (Plato).
I agree :twisted:

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 25 Aug 2019 18:42
by Chrill
Louie Armstrong wrote: 03 May 2019 12:27 Working for Royal Mail, whenever someone at work is moaning about being busy I always say "ahh well, it'll soon be Christmas" that quickly gets them to shut up.
That might partially be my fault, seeing as I work for a large e-commerce player. :mrgreen:

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 25 Aug 2019 19:03
by wallyweb
Work is very interesting. I can sit and watch it for hours.

Re: Just sayin' ...

Posted: 04 Oct 2019 17:50
by kamnet
From my favorite YouTube channel, Laugh Napkin, which reads Reddit stories:

"Play stupid games, win stupid prizes!'