Du'nt laik you butt you gaven me motif too translete one hillareos post i posted in our lokal quiote compendium.(It iz sarkasm. I dont thinc jews, vegatareans or aliens worse then other piople.)
But in reality americans cannot fly to the Moon because Earth is flat, there is no cosmic space, instead of stars there are titanium balls on sky sphere, and Moon itself - spaceship of jewish aliens, who actually are not humans but mold fungus, which contaminates normal people.
Do you keep track of my hands? There is no outer space, therefore the Moon is a spaceship.
Moreover, if a person eats killed beef, he degenerates and becomes a slave to jewish mold, which manifests itself in the hairline, especially on the arms and chest. All Jews are evil alien invaders from outer space, which is not exist, and they all rule the world and will never eat meat or have sex with normal people.
Watch my hands: if you eat meat, you will become a jew, that's why all jews are vegetarians.
Moreover, normal people have now degenerated (under the influence of meat and jews), and previous people were 100 meters tall, the trees were a kilometer high, and even stumps remained from them! These stumps degraded scientists call the table mountains. And the great singer J. Aguzarova, before the jews abducted her, managed to record the song "The Giants", but now this song cannot be found, because it was also deleted by the jews. The evidence of past greatness in Tibet at an altitude of 3.5 kilometers live dwarf people who eat only berries and can do everything that normal people could do: teleport, fly, go to neighboring flat worlds, etc.
Do you keep track of my hands? People used to be giants, so the surviving giants are dwarfs.
I could still add a lot to what was said, but there is nothing to add to what was said.
I rili new man whu said all that dilireum, and, more sach stuff. I even know his acount in vkontakte. His usual name is Sirgay, and, he chosen new name "Rodomil", somesing pagan. He olso said thet ьгмшу muvie "Voshod Jupitera" (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jupiter_Ascending
) is almost tru. Becouse damned alien inveiders suck all resurses from flat Earth.
Off kours. Janna Aguzarowa, "Giants":
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Its not on youtub becose not very popular. Yuo kan find it by "агузарова великаны mp3 слушать" or somthing.
Didont serch tipok for excuses, may be it were nt on forum this.
I SAY I ARE SORRY for i olweys used only 1 popylar mistake in englis: "reason because". Reason because i olweys used it is thet i rememeber only one it from campilation most popular misteyks of non-englis-spikers, which native english is not languadge.
For know on i shell use more. Le t me try.
Whan i prepare cocao drinking, i boil milk. I feeled that taste off my drinking is to fat, so i decidded to use fewer milk next time.
When i iron my cat he generaites cortisol. Meibe i must iron him with iron comb to limite hair clamping.
When i talk to englishmen, i think i may be funny, but they still think i'm moron barbarian (and it not depends on my origin). Probably, i'll better shut up.
I'II agree with you advices.