One problem: I don't think I'd be able to take her on a date. I don't drive, my parents probably won't want to drive me anywhere, nor do I really like that idea, and the nearest place I'd take her is 7-8 miles away. While I do have the option to bicycle, I'd rather not be hot and sweaty.
Hire a chauffeur and the new Mercedes-Maybach Pullman. Whilst you may be in debt for the rest of your life you'll enjoy every moment of the trip.
Or get a Morris Marina and drive her in that. Problem is, a piano will be dropped on it and you'll be in it.
My thing is that, I have many things that are called problems. Here's a list:
I can't start a conversation.
I black out of things.
I am afraid they're going to turn around and say 'p*** off sausage face' or what a girl would say if David Cameron tried to kiss them.
I wear glasses so I look like Michael Foot with them on and a hideous experiment with them off.
I'm too sensitive.
I wouldn't be able to tell my parents if I did get one.
I wouldn't know what to do.
I would probably end up rage quitting or in a coma if I tried to go on a date.
There are lots of hotshots they would rather be with.
I'm too much of a nerd to like.
I watch too much Top Gear.
I spend lots of time in front of a computer.
I'm probably being a ridiculously overly pessimistic b******, but that's what I feel.
Have you considered going to the GP and talking about this anxiety / self-doubt? Whilst they directly probably are unable to deal with this, they should be able to refer you to places that can help you.