jokes!

[doktorhonig]

Q: How many Germans do you need to change a lightbulb?

A: One.

[Geo Ghost]

I laughed at that far more than I should have done


I stayed up all night to see where the sun had gone.
Then it dawned on me.

[Chrill]

I stayed up all night to see where the sun had gone.
Then it dawned on me.

Sounds like the kind of joke Jimmy Carr would say. That's not a compliment

[kamnet]

A roll of carpet fell off a delivery truck and hit me in the head.

I was floored.

[Altaria]

Q1: What is yellow an cannot swim ?

A1: A Digger.

Q2: Why ?

A2: Because he only has one arm.

[kamnet]

http://www.thepoke.co.uk/2016/02/23/isi ... ke-winner/

[Voyager One]

Chuck Norris goes to heaven and stands before God, sitting on his throne, with Jesus sitting on a smaller chair on his right. He looks at booth of them and says to Jesus: "OK, I understand you but why is this bearded guy sitting in my chair?"
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Another one...

Chuck Norris, the Pope and Jesus are travelling the world and they come to a large deep river.
Jesus walks over the river.
Chuck Norris walks over the river.
The Pope starts walking over, splashes into the river.
Jesus says to Chuck: "You think we should tell him about those rocks in the riverbed?"
Chuck: "What rocks?"

[Chrill]

If Akon married Kevin Bacon, he'd be called Akon Bacon.

[Voyager One]

Darwin was wrong: there is no natural evolution. There are only exinct creatures and those that Chuck Norris has decided to leave alive.